If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Watch Online & Full Details
🎬 Title: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
Story: With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
⭐ Rating: 9 (1 votes)
📅 Release date: 2025-10-10
⏱️ Runtime: 1h 53m
🎭 Genres: Comedy, Drama, Thriller
🎬 Director: Mary Bronstein
✍️ Writer: Mary Bronstein
🌍 Countries: United States of America
🏢 Production companies: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
💼 Production:
| 📈 Revenue: $21,263
👥 Cast: Rose Byrne (Linda), Delaney Quinn (Child), Mary Bronstein (Dr. Spring), A$AP Rocky (James), Ivy Wolk (Diana), Mark Stolzenberg (Parking Attendant), Conan O'Brien (Therapist), Manu Narayan (Landlord), Danielle Macdonald (Caroline), Eva Kornet (Breathworker)
Editor’s note: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) in a nutshell: A confident blend of Comedy, Drama, Thriller, focused more on tone than spectacle. Under Mary Bronstein’s direction, the film keeps a steady rhythm and a clear sense of place. Performances (especially Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein) give the story human stakes. The 1h 53m runtime suits the material; scenes land without dragging. A respectable mid-tier entry with a couple of memorable beats. Its tagline — “Everything is under control.” — actually reflects the film’s intent. Worth a watch for the craft alone, even beyond the genre appeal.
