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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You movie

🎬 Title: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Everything is under control.

Story: As Linda faces the turmoil of her life, she grapples with her child’s unexplained illness, the absence of her husband, a missing individual, and a growing conflict with her therapist.

⭐ Rating: 6.68 (25 votes)

📅 Release date: October 10, 2025

⏱️ Runtime: 1 hour 53 minutes

🎭 Genres: Drama, Thriller, Comedy

🎬 Director: Mary Bronstein

✍️ Writer: Mary Bronstein

🌍 Countries: United States

🏢 Production companies: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

💼 Production:
| 📈 Revenue: $21,263

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👥 Cast: Rose Byrne as Linda, Conan O’Brien as the Therapist, A$AP Rocky as James, Danielle Macdonald as Caroline, Delaney Quinn as the Child, Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring, Ivy Wolk as Diana, Mark Stolzenberg as the Parking Attendant, Manu Narayan as the Landlord, Eva Kornet as the Breathworker.

Editor’s note: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) effectively showcases its roots in Drama, Thriller, and Comedy without coming across as cliché. Mary Bronstein delivers a focused narrative that prioritizes character development over unnecessary embellishments. The performances by Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, and A$AP Rocky are grounded and authentic. With a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes, the film maintains a steady pace, ensuring that no scene feels drawn out. While it isn’t flawless, its strengths definitely outweigh its few imperfections. The tagline—“Everything is under control”—perfectly encapsulates its essence. If this premise resonates with you, make sure to add it to your watchlist.

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